I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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