Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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