Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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