last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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