You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Randomize
