Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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