stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I cut my penus on the lid.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
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