But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Sacagawea was the original milf.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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