the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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