I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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