you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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