i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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