Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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