Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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