I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
