uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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