WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
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His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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