Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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