Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I supernannyed him into submission
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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