Where did you get a picture of my penis
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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