i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this just has baby written all over it
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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