hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
