I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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