So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
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Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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