cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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