Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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