one might say we're banned from that church
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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