I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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