Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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