The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
The uberlube is also flammable
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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