part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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