let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
ra ra ra ah ah
sexting lady gaga style
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
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Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.