All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
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