I just made out with a guy for $7.
reminds me of losing my job
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.