I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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