escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You need Xanax blowdarts
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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