So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
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I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Holy shit dude........stairs
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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