Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Randomize
