would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
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Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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