I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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