My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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