look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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