What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Randomize
