Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
im six kinds of drunk right now
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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