none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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