tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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