It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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