remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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