i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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