lets start a swedish sibling band together
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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