thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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