She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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