How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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