i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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