Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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