come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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