Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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