I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
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Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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