yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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